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    Sendt: 23 Dec 2019 kl. 20:42
Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom. : Jokes

The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word tragedy.

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, thatd be a tragedy.

Not quite, says Mr. Trump, that would be an accident.

A little girl raises her hand: if a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

Im afraid not, explained the president. Thats what we would call a great loss.

The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. Isnt there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, If Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.

Fantastic! exclaimed Mr. Trump. Thats right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?

Well, said little Johnny, because it sure as hell wouldnt be a great loss and probably wouldnt be an accident either.


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